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Dr. Stein 
Dr. Francis N. Stein Ph.D.
OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE GOOD MAD SCIENTISTS ASSOCIATION
Expelled from the Lithuanian School of Genetic Engineering in Venaltranziazaraklopskia for mixing and matching the cadaver parts of humans and animals and performing rhinoplasty on his colleagues while they slept. He was voted least likely to succeed, and has won several demerits and dis-honors. He was pronounced certifiably insane for his belief that an entire living creature could be spontaneously generated from a single eyeball, and that lawyers are actually caring human beings!
He soon showed them! He couldn't find a sympathetic lawyer anywhere but he did succeed in generating spontaneous life from a single eyeball!
He now runs a very successful "Monsters Made to Order" business from his castle in the hills of SLEEPY TOWN, where one can place an order for their own personal monster! His most frequent request is for domestic servants and middle management entertainment executives. He has also developed the "Ethical Advocate model #202" a "lawyer substitute" popular for use in government lawsuits. It's been rumored that he is now moving into plastic surgery and is planning to open up his practice in Brentwood, California. He apparently has discovered a substitute for silicon.